ShopAI Humanizer
Skillv1.0.0

AI Humanizer

Stop sounding like ChatGPT. One tool, one price, zero subscriptions.

nodecli

What It Is

Any content creator using AI to draft posts, emails, or articles - the AI Humanizer is how you take your output to the next level. Get a deeper look at what makes your writing sound robotic, then fix it automatically before you hit publish.

Here's what's actually happening: you're using AI to draft content. So is everyone else. The problem is that readers can tell. "Leverage cutting-edge solutions to deliver seamless, transformative results" - you've seen this exact sentence structure a hundred times this week. Your audience has too. They scroll past it. Every AI-written post that sounds like AI costs you engagement, credibility, and trust.

The AI Humanizer fixes this permanently. It's a local CLI tool that scores your text for 44 AI slop patterns, runs statistical analysis on sentence structure, and rewrites the worst offenders - all on your machine, no API keys needed.

Why $19 instead of a subscription:

Subscription AI humanizers charge $10-30 per month. Every month. Forever. For a tool that runs a regex over your text. The AI Humanizer costs $19 once. You download it, you own it, you run it locally. No API keys, no cloud dependency, no monthly charge you forget to cancel. We built it because we needed it. Now it's yours.

Features

Slop score (0-100) - paste your text, get an instant score. 0-29 is clean, 30-60 needs work, 61+ is full AI slop.
44 detection patterns - catches tier-1 vocabulary, formulaic transitions, filler amplifiers, hollow phrases, and repetitive sentence openers.
Auto-rewrite engine - replaces AI vocabulary with natural alternatives, breaks up monotonous sentences, strips filler words.
Statistical analysis - measures burstiness, type-token ratio, and sentence length variation. AI text is uniform. Human text has rhythm.
Customizable patterns - edit the patterns.json file to add your own slop words and alternatives. Every new pattern compounds.
JSON output - pipe it into your content workflow, CI pipeline, or pre-publish gate.
Zero dependencies - just Node.js v18+. No npm install, no API keys, no cloud.
Local-first - runs entirely on your machine. Your text never leaves your network.

What's Included

  • humanizer.cjs - The scoring and rewrite engine (423 lines, zero dependencies)
  • patterns.json - 44 detection patterns with human alternatives (customizable)
  • SKILL.md - Install guide, usage docs, integration examples

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Get AI Humanizer and start building today.